Thursday 21 February 2008

Brussels for Lunch

Gordon Brown has fled to Brussels to try and get the European Union to agree to £100 billion of state aid to the economically collapsed northern part of his disintegrating fiefdom. His contemptible, corrupt, lying, so-called Labour Junta has already lost Scotland and will shortly lose most of the natural resources that belonged until recently to the whole United Kingdom.

Now we can see who has to give him permission, even in England, to cover and retrieve his miserable, ill-judged political deviousness and economic incompetence.

What can the European Union buy for £100 billion?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

The real problem is that Brown has nothing to offer that the EU might want and that might conceivably be worth 100 bn pounds.

At least in Brussels he will be able to get a good meal. When Heath went to Brussels to negotiate UK membership he used to dine at "Comme Chez Soi" - a Michelin multi-starred posh restaurant with art nouveau decor and exceptionally good and imaginative cuisine. I dined there only twice but I recommend it to Brown unreservedly as consolation prize.

hatfield girl said...

Presumably it's still there, C, grand restaurants usually are. Bit wasted on Brown, we all know what he likes to eat.

Anonymous said...

100 bn pounds might be a small price to pay if Brown agrees to dish the dirt on Blair and black ball his EU presidency bid.

Sackerson said...

Does Heston Blumenthal do anything with fingernails?

Sen. C.R.O'Blene said...

Nearly two Northern Rocks Hats.

Sackerson said...

Does the Fat Duck do a recipe for fingernails?

hatfield girl said...

JE, That is an interesting thought - 'we let you provide £100 bn of illegal state aid, you keep Blair to your selves.' Worth every penny.
Surely Brown would blackball Blair for nothing though? Even though he is the US pet candidate for the EU.'

hatfield girl said...

Sackerson, the recipes for fingernails usually include stewed apples, badly cored.

hatfield girl said...

Yes, Scroblene, the one with all the bad debt and unsecured loans for consumption goods and council maisonettes in Easington; and the proper morgages in not one but two (and who knows if there are more) offshore funds with first calls as creditors.
But it's all protected now from being found out what with the Freedom of Information act excluded and 'commercial confidentiality' piously cited at all times.

The corporate, authoritarian state; it shouldn't be forgotten that fascism was popular with many. We shouldn't be surprised that it is again.