'Vote for me and I will buy your house' the Westminster Prime Minister announced today. 'What is more, if I pay under £175,000 I will be freed of paying stamp duty which all the rest of you have been stiffed with since I was Chancellor.'
'This offer does not apply to Scotland because Scottish people have refused persistently to vote for me.'
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