'I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free'
Thursday, 16 July 2009
New Labour and Their Impure Thoughts
Bill Smugs has been told that unless he obtains a certificate from Ed Balls that he is not a child molester he will be Exterminated. Kiki is to be rehomed in Australia in an environmentally friendly parrot centre, away from the corrupt company of Philip, Dinah, Lucy-Ann and Jack, who have been found guilty of treating a parrot as a friend. Anthropomorphism is a thought crime under empowering legislation brought in since 1997 and the New Dawn, recently triggered (or perhaps Triggered).
On Angels' bookshelves are the six Adventure stories - Island, Castle, Valley, Sea, Mountain, and Ship - all signed by Enid Blyton in Welwyn Stores for older siblings. Most with lovingly added-in illustrations (well, first editionyness doesn't have the same force on winter evenings). No, Angels never met her; too small, but others were taken off religiously, books in hand, to meet Miss Blyton.
We really must devise a suitable comeuppance for Labour.