Friday 18 January 2008

Jonah

Jonah has done it (again). Floods, (again), pestilence, (again) war, (again), now he brings down an aircraft and Heathrow to a standstill; there will be disruption until his charter returns and he has cleared the surrounding area.

Use another airport until Brown is back in the shielded bunker.

The Chinese are brave letting him anywhere near them.

6 comments:

Newmania said...

Ha ! yes thats the question HG "Is he lucky ?"..I think Tone took all the luck. Watching Jaqui Smith saying (not entirely unreasonably) ,its easy to say what you would have done in retrospect , about Northern Rock.

I thought...well yes but you spent ten years taking creditg for things that had far far less to do with you.

Same with high profile crimes , a Party that ran a whole campaign on the Bulger case ( a freak if ever there was one ) , cannot complain.

Gorilla Bananas said...

It was a voodoo witch doctor in the Congo that shut off that plane's engines. I go to him for corn plasters. He said that a passenger on the aircraft had insulted his mother's goat.

hatfield girl said...

Indeed, Gorilla. I had understood the Azande were making their feelings and powers felt after Jonah Brown's impertinent and clumsy observations and interventions in the Sudan.
Thank you for pinpointing which people of Africa were punching above their weight on the globalised dealing-with-Brown and his ill-favoured interventions front.

hatfield girl said...

It isn't luck, N. Gorilla's right - it's causation from a distance. There are universes of thought systems and ways of doing things of which Brown is either wholly ignorant, or otherwise wholly dismissive - hence the doom he carries about with him wearing his pig-ignorant, ethnocentric cultural views like some kind of badge of worth.

Newmania said...

Well HG I am about to have a little nuse on the subject myself and I locate the problme not so much in the merde we are in but our ability to get out of it

hatfield girl said...

See, N, Brown's Bane is lifted from the country for 24 hours and you experience enthusiasm, joie de vivre, solutions to the state we're in, write them for us all. Be quick, the darkness will descend again soon when he returns exuding his miasma of ill fortune and malice.