Monday 12 May 2008

Be Popular, Call a General Election

Ministers admit that the measures Brown is putting forward to raise his popularity have been already proposed and even timetabled-in.

There are two complete, not-getting-it failures here: your popularity, Brown, isn't of the slightest interest to your country, our country, or even your own Party; and most of the people in our country will be parents, are parents, or have been parents of young children, and we all know that it's a hard time (made harder if you only do it when your over 50) but transitory.

Most of the population is struggling with too much tax, too high prices, debt overburdens, shame at Labour's foreign policies, and fear of ignorance, sickness, and old age. As you caused all these problems and have embedded them over the years you were in charge of, but not in touch with, the financial and economic role that government plays in our lives, you will know, or possibly not with your difficulties, how intransigent, nigh on irreversible, they are for a numpty who cannot understand other people. So let us help you with your cognitive response.

Call a general election.

We can hope that someone with a fully functioning brain and normal levels of awareness can be placed in government to help us, not order us about.

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