Monday, 14 July 2008

Armed

Mr Brown said: "We need to make it absolutely clear to everyone, but especially young people, that in our country there are boundaries of acceptable behaviour (and) that it is completely unacceptable to carry a knife."

You don't carry a knife Brown, you carry a panga.

5 comments:

Sen. C.R.O'Blene said...

"Over the course of its life, a panga will undergo periodic sex-changes with as much as 30% of the population being hermaphroditic at a time. Despite the presence of both sex organs, it is thought unlikely that both are simultaneously active".

Sorry Hats; couldn't resist it...

Electro-Kevin said...

Rivers of blood.

Even ordinary people are thinking it now.

hatfield girl said...

Goodness.

Anonymous said...

How do we get knives from place to place without carrying them? Its all very silly!

Elby the Beserk said...

Mutters - quite so. One of my sons is a chef, and at times, a jobbing chef - so he has to be able to carry his - lethally sharp Japanese chef's knives - with him around the streets.

You know, they can't even think the SIMPLEST thing through without cocking it up. I do so wish they would crawl back under the stone from which they emerged, and die.

Listening to Brown at PMQs is awful, awful, awful, as he evades question after question, lies and statvoms over one and all. He can die first, and slowest.