Tuesday, 2 June 2009

Jonah Messes Up 65th D Day Commemoration Ceremonies

He's really excelled himself this time. It took the President of the United States, The President of France, The Queen of the United Kingdom, Canada, Australia and the other Commonwealth Realms (also Duke of Normandy), and the heir to the Throne to lift Brown's jinx. And it hasn't even started yet.

No doubt Elizabeth II wanted to preserve Derby day as an enjoyable occasion rather than whatever catastrophe men and horses would have been plunged into by the jettatore had he been planning to attend, so had him send himself off to France.

1 comment:

Odin's Raven said...

Perhaps he won't come back. Will he even go there if the rumoured back bench revolt topples him before that?
Maybe everyone else there will just ignore him.