Offered an ice cream cornet: remove your gloves; take one of those teeny, multi-coloured plastic spoons from the assistant and use it to attack your ice cream, do not use your tongue or any other part of your anatomy; help yourself generously to paper napkins from the dispenser, and stand still. Do not walk about, trying to eat ice cream; least of all leave the ice cream shop and eat your ice cream in the street.
Should there be concern about the Prince of Wales's fingers?
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