Thursday 21 June 2007

Manners Makyth Man

Children in Scotland are to be taught in classes of 18 in infants and juniors, the Scottish Government has announced.

Children in England will continue to be taught in classes of 30 and more in infants and juniors but education is a priority, the Interregnum confirmed.

The Scottish people expressed their satisfaction that they are no longer ruled by the Westminster Interregnum.

The Bogey Man from Kirkaldy and Cowdenbeath orderd English teachers to teach social skills and better manners to pupils in English schools.

Scottish pupils are to be taught reading, writing and arithmetic, with art, music, games and sport, and drama in the afternoons.

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